Porkchop Sandwiches

Porkchop Sandwiches is the seventeenth fanfiction to have been published by The Asylum of the Devitory. It is an overly dramatic narration of the "Porkchop Sandwiches" video, part of the Fensler Films parodies of the G.I. Joe cartoon PSA movies. It was published on 19 November 2010.

Plot
Two boys, Billy and the narrator, are at home one day, with the narrator attempting to cook for himself for the first time. The narrator accidentally starts a fire, that soon engulfs the kitchen. The boys are paralyzed with fear until a firefighter arrives, encouraging the boys to run in a profanity-laced tirade. Once all three are safely outside, Billy, a rather slow child, confuses the firefighter with a rambling, nonsensical question, which leaves the firefighter frozen in place, contemplating both question and answer, in an eerie blank stare that lasts for years.

Conception
Knowing that he had been inactive on Fanfiction.net for an extended period of time, Asylum decided to "go for the low-hanging fruit," and novelize a G.I Joe PSA parody, to introduce himself to a new generation of readers.

Possible Additions
On 17 June 2020, nearly 10 years after Porkchop Sandwiches, Asylum published Ice, another Fensler Film parody narration.