Hello Divorce Papers

Hello Divorce Papers is a running gag on Asylum's DeviantArt journal, wherein Asylum stealth brags about a horrible joke or pun that he quips in response to something his wife has just said, making his wife roll her eyes, and ends the entry with "Hello divorce papers."

Examples
Wife: We've been invited to dinner next weekend, we should bring shit for s'mores

Me: Shouldn't we bring marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers

Hello divorce papers