Ice

Ice is the eighteenth and currently the last fanfiction to have been published by The Asylum of the Devitory. Like Porkchop Sandwiches before it, Ice is another narration of a Fensler Films video parody of the G.I. Joe cartoon PSA movies. It was published on 17 June 2020.

Plot
Three boys, the narrator and his friends, Kevin and Jimbo, set out on a trek across the wilderness outside of town in the winter. Jimbo runs ahead and slides along a frozen lake, daring the narrator and Kevin to follow. Jimbo suddenly falls through the ice, and struggles to pull himself back up. As the narrator and Kevin try to reach out and grab him, a strange skiier comes by, and begins berating them in a cockney, British accent, barking contradictory orders at them to get Jimbo off of his "lawn," finishing his nonsensical admonishing with a long, drawn out monotone yodel. Finally, the narrator and Kevin are able to pull Jimbo ashore, and they quickly run for their lives.

Years later as an adult, the narrator reminisces about his friends- Kevin settling down with a family, and Jimbo becoming a movie star in Europe. Now the owner of his own farm, the narrator often looks to the west on cold winter days, still able to hear the strange skiier and his never-ending song.

Conception
For years after finishing Porkchop Sandwiches, Asylum had toyed with the idea of narrating another Fensler Film parody, but had difficulty settling on an approach. Body Massage and Ice were the foremost candidates. During a break on his night job, Asylum says he suddenly felt insipration strike, attempting to create a "Stand By Me vibe." The entire story was finished within two hours that night.

Possible Additions
While Asylum has said that Body Massage is his favorite of the Fensler Film videos, he remains doubtful that there will ever be a third narration in the future.